Baby I will not powBaby I will not cryCause I got your love this Christmas time.When the snow's on the groundAnd it's freezing outsideI got your love this Christmas time.
On every list I've ever sentYou're the gift I'd love the bestSo deck the halls and all the rest, warm me upWith your Christmas love
Hey angel in the snowI'm under the mistletoeYou are the one for my very own Christmas loveTell Santa I'm cool this yearMy present is standing right hereThank God above for my very own Christmas Love
Like a beautiful tree, you can light up the roomBut your kind of star can't be removedLike a beautiful carol, I get lost in your songAnd I will forever sing along
On every list I've ever sentYou're the gift I'd love the bestSo deck the halls and all the rest, warm me upWith your Christmas love
Hey angel in the snowI'm under the mistletoeYou are the one for my very own Christmas loveTell Santa I'm cool this yearMy present is standing right hereThank God above for my very own Christmas love
All the lovers round the world(All the lovers round the world)I can sing you Merry, Merry ChristmasMerry Merry Christmas(And Happy Holidays)And every boy and every girlStay close to the ones you loveAnd thank God aboveThat you got someone this yearThat can fill your heart with cheer
Hey angel in the snowI'm under the mistletoeYou are the one for my very own Christmas loveTell Santa I'm cool this yearMy present is standing right hereThank God above for my very own Christmas love
Hey angel in the snowI'm under the mistletoeYou are the one for my very own Christmas loveTell Santa I'm cool this yearMy present is standing right hereThank God above for my very own Christmas love
Friday 23 December 2011
Tuesday 20 December 2011
HoW fUnnY is chRisTmAs ...
he Saga of the Christmas Loser
Late home after a night out, a youngster attempted to climb into his home down the chimney. He did not to want to wake other residents in the Judson Center social services agency; also he had broken his curfew and wanted no trouble.
In best Santa Claus mode he climbed onto the roof and let himself down the chimney; unfortunately he was too large, and he became stuck. The 17 year old began moaning and was heard and rescued. Fire fighters and police officers from the City of Royal Oak, Michigan, USA, had to pull him out. The youth suffered from minor scrapes and bruises.
How They Forecast a Cold Winter
One day in early September the chief of a Native American tribe was asked by his tribal elders if the winter of 2011/12 was going to be cold or mild. The chief asked his medicine man, but he too had lost touch with the reading signs from the natural world around the Great Lakes.
In truth, neither of them had idea about how to predict the coming winter. However, the chief decided to take a modern approach, and the chief rang the National Weather Service in Gaylord Michigan.
'Yes, it is going to be a cold winter,' the meteorological officer told the chief. Consequently, he went back to his tribe and told the men to collect plenty of firewood.
A fortnight later the chief called the Weather Service and asked for an update. 'Are you still forecasting a cold winter?' he asked.
'Yes, very cold', the weather officer told him.
As a result of this brief conversation the chief went back to the tribe and told his people to collect every bit of wood they could find.
A month later the chief called the National Weather Service once more and asked about the coming winter. 'Yes,' he was told, 'it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.
The weatherman replied: 'Because the Native Americans of the Great Lakes are collecting wood like crazy.'
Monday 19 December 2011
erHhH....sTuPIdO!
5 Best Things To Loot in A Riot
Oh ‘loot’, you’ve never been used so much in the past few days since the 1800s. In case you didn’t know, Britain is basically facing some sort of post-apocalyptic scene where a bunch of dumbasses who are too poor to afford a widescreen TV and too lazy to do anything about it decide that they’re going to just steal it anyway.
Think I’m overegging the apocalypse thing? Take a look at these:
For context, the rioting started when a bunch of angry kids piggybacked onto a peaceful protest at the shooting of a London resident by local police.
Some people just can’t wait until the sales. Here are five things which I guess you’d loot in the event of a massive riot.
gIrLs aGaiN...
Unless you're an adolescent male, you have already asked yourself this question, perhaps in the past few days: Is there something wrong with teen girls? Specifically, are they getting too sexy? Barely a week passes without a flash bulletin blinding us with news of another prominent preadult who is in the family way or showing off her underthings. Miley Cyrus, 15, seminaked! Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, pregnant! A bunch of Massachusetts high schoolers all having babies together! It's an epidemic!
Once the idea has taken hold, it's hard to shake off, and the fact that the presidential campaign features a pregnant 17-year-old means that the debate about teenage sexuality is growing only more heated. Girlhood sexiness seems to be everywhere: on TV shows and in movies, in advertising, in teen magazines and all over the Internet. Most disturbingly, it seems to be coming from the girls themselves: the way they dress, the way they text, the way they present themselves on Facebook and, oh, mercy, what they get up to at parties. There are whispers, stories for which the anecdotal evidence--from school counselors and child psychologists and mothers--keeps accumulating like a national pile of unwashed laundry. These suggest teen girls are getting very liberal with sexual favors, especially of the type detailed in the Starr report. In one generation, girls seem to have moved from Easy-Bake to easy virtue.
In the past four months, there have been four weighty books published on the subject, with titles like Hooked: New Science on How Casual Sex Is Affecting Our Children and So Sexy So Soon. Most of these treatises have a similar thesis: young girls are sexually loose because they're aping behavior they see on TV or read about in magazines. And as if on cue, the media deliver a new 90210 with an oral-sex scene in the first episode; Gossip Girl comes back with billboards promoting it as MIND-BLOWINGLY INAPPROPRIATE ... and your daughter starts singing that alarmingly suggestive song about licking a lollipop.
Before we reinstitute the chastity belt, though, we might need to take a breath. There are lots of reasons to worry about adolescent girls having sex too early, ranging from serious health risks to the likelihood that they are seeking it for the wrong reasons to the impact it may have on their ability to maintain healthy future relationships. But is it the sex we're worried about or the sexiness? Is it what they do or how they look? And whose problem is this anyway?
Wasn't It Ever Thus?
Middle school counselor Julia Taylor of North Carolina had a conversation with her sixth-graders last year that worried her. "A lot of them were watching The O.C.," she says. "I just remember the show's multiple sexual partners, the cocaine use, and then at the end, they drink, they drive, they set fires, but all is well! There are never any consequences." Taylor understands the media better than many. Her sister Mary is a producer who has worked on MTV shows including My Super Sweet 16 and Spring Break. "I'm messing them up, and she's fixing them," says Mary jokingly. But Mary also suggests that if nobody were watching the shows or buying the products that are advertised on them, they wouldn't succeed. "We're not Little House on the Prairie anymore," she says. "The world is different. If parents said, 'You can't watch this,' and the ratings dropped, maybe we would change things."
Society has always had this Taylor-sisters duality in its attitude toward young women. Like steak-house owners trying to raise vegetarians, we idealize youth and sexiness but recoil if our young want to be sexy. What has complicated things recently is that girls are literally getting older younger. Their bodies are hitting physical maturity sooner, often before they are ready to deal with the issues of sexuality that go along with it. According to Jane Brown, a journalism professor at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, "Twelve-to-14-year-old girls who start puberty earlier are more interested in sexual content in the media." Brown's studies found that adolescents whose media diet was rich in sexual content were more than twice as likely as others to have had sex by the time they were 16.
And yet. With the pornucopia of media at teens' disposal in the past decade and a half, on cell phones and computers as well as TVs, early-adolescent sex should be having a growth spurt. But the figures don't necessarily support one. Despite a minor increase in 2006, the rate of pregnancies among teen girls has been on a downward trend since 1991. Another indicator, the incidence of sexually transmitted diseases, is alarmingly high: nearly 1 in 4 girls ages 14 to 19 and nearly 1 in 2 African-American girls, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. But this is the first year such a study has been completed, and the study doesn't separate 14-to-16-year-olds from 17-to-19-year-olds, so it's still unclear which way that trend is heading.
Other studies imply that girls, while not exactly chaste, are not behaving in ways that media reports about the hookup culture might lead us to believe. According to the Guttmacher Institute, one-third of surveyed teenagers 15 to 17 had had oral sex, and most of those were not virgins. Of teens ages 15 to 19 who had had oral sex only, two-thirds reported having had only one partner. There are plenty of people who want their daughters to wait until they get married to get it on. But failing that, many parents would prefer that their daughters have sex for the first time with someone they are in love with. Which is what the studies suggest they may be doing.
GiRl..gIrL...GirLs
It is becoming increasingly common for parents to give their teenage daughters breast augmentation surgery as a birthday or graduation present, says Stephen Greenberg, a plastic surgeon from Woodbury, New York. "There are girls and women who are devastated by the fact that they don't have breasts...
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Sunday 18 December 2011
haTer!
I have given people so many chances and it always seems like the people i always meet are total losers, complete waste in life, or a copy of some douche from school because they are funny or cool. People always seem to be the same no matter how much i think about it i hate everyone, i know there are many good people out there but its like im always getting stabbed in the back. All people are is a toxic waste and i agree i am too, we never have any point in being here yet people still believe in shit that isnt real, like religion, why do we get out of bed every day? everything that you do goes to nothing why i want to know why people do the things they do with no reason, i cant find one good logic.
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